There is a great evil sweeping across our land.....

But it can be stopped, it must be stopped......

At a recent trip to the local cinema, we were bombarded by about 10 minutes of commercials before the trailers even began (In our opinion trailers are also commercials, but that's a different problem.) Even if we accept the use of advertising on television, the payment of a tariff of $8 dollars or more, should entitle us to a small respite from the clanging cacophony of the market-place's barkers. What can we do?

Let us pledge to boycott those products that dare to disturb the "TEMPLE OF FILM" (and our enjoyment of Police Academy 15.) If you are forced to watch a Coca Cola ad, drink Pepsi. If you see a Pepsi ad, drink water. If Motorola disturbs us, buy a Nokia cell phone. The Pencilnecks will reserve a section of our web site for a list of the offending parties. If you get a chance, add to the list and act from the list. If we don't act now, this crap will spread everywhere. Right on!

Our first and possibly worst offenders are: